Trampoline Safety
Why trampolines are so dangerous...
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“Trampoline
safety: get the point?”
“Okay,
Fred... now, to join our little fraternity, all you have to do is...”
“No
prob! We haven't had so much as a single bruise since we installed the new
John Deer Trampoline Safety System!”
“But
Mom... we really CAN'T go outside to play!”
Kirk Lowry
“Duck
the Thirty-Six Point Buck!!!”
Irvin Kauffman
“Who
says trampoline jumping is pointless?”
Idske Mulder
“I
guess you could say, the buck stops here.”
Donald H. Sartori
“At
first, Ernie and Paul's Deer Ranch was a dismal failure. They kept losing deer
every night until they figured out the meshed enclosures were installed
upside-down.”
Phil McGinley
“After
Hobo Frank finished of the cheap wine he referred to as 'Trampoline' he
staggered over to
the deer and mumbled 'which one a you is Rudolph and what did you do with Santy
Claus?' ”
Mark Prairie

“You
won't believe the deal I found, a trampoline just over 6 bucks.”
David Van Dyk
“Take
our salt licks away will ya...”
Sue Gosselin
“CAUTION:
this trampoline will get you Horny!”
Glenda Mellinger
“Just
a few pointers on how to use this trampoline.”
“There
is a new point system to trampoline jumping. You get a buck every time you
jump...”
Della Norton
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