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Trampoline Safety
Why trampolines are so dangerous
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Captions from our readers... “Trampoline safety: get the point?” “Okay, Fred... now, to join our little fraternity, all you have to do is...” “No prob! We haven't had so much as a single bruise since we installed the new John Deer Trampoline Safety System!” “But Mom... we really CAN'T go outside to play!” Kirk Lowry “Duck the Thirty-Six Point Buck!!!” Irvin Kauffman “Who says trampoline jumping is pointless?” Idske Mulder “I guess you could say, the buck stops here.” Donald H. Sartori “At first, Ernie and Paul's Deer Ranch was a dismal failure. They kept losing deer every night until they figured out the meshed enclosures were installed upside-down.” Phil McGinley “After Hobo Frank finished of the cheap wine he referred to as 'Trampoline' he staggered over to the deer and mumbled 'which one a you is Rudolph and what did you do with Santy Claus?' ” Mark Prairie  “You won't believe the deal I found, a trampoline just over 6 bucks.” David Van Dyk “Take our salt licks away will ya...” Sue Gosselin “CAUTION: this trampoline will get you Horny!” Glenda Mellinger “Just a few pointers on how to use this trampoline.” “There is a new point system to trampoline jumping. You get a buck every time you jump...” Della Norton Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
     
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