“Underneath That” Cake

Try out Wal-Mart Bakery’s new cakes with extra icing!



[This is how the conversation went...]
Wal-Mart Employee: Hello ’dis Walmart, how can I help you?”
Customer:
I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Wal-Mart Employee:
What you want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne”, and underneath that, “we will miss you.”


Cake lettering - Best Wishes Suzanne Under Neat that We Will Miss You

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The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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