“Underneath That” Cake

Try out Wal-Mart Bakery’s new cakes with extra icing!



[This is how the conversation went...]
Wal-Mart Employee: Hello ’dis Walmart, how can I help you?”
Customer:
I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Wal-Mart Employee:
What you want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne”, and underneath that, “we will miss you.”


Cake lettering - Best Wishes Suzanne Under Neat that We Will Miss You

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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