Blonde Corn Maze

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Blond Corn Maze



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Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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23-Jan-2018