I’m using my barbecue this weekend, so I thought I’d clean it up. I knew
there were bees coming from under the cover so I thought I’d kill them...
I thought I’d suffocate/smoke them out. So here’s the weapon of choice...
Now I know these “control bombs” aren’t for bees, but I designed my
delivery system to be easily maneuvered under the cover of darkness.
So then I release the weapon of buzz destruction...
The sound from under the cover was incredible - you could hear it 3m away!
Then I ran like the clappers - came back a few minutes later to see the death toll...
There was at least a 20mm deep mass grave!
  
I continued to remove the cover to light the barbecue when I noticed some
fatty-looking substance on the top of the side shelf thingy...
Bit weird... I cleaned it before I put it away for the winter and no way
was there fat there - so I begun to wonder...
NO... it can’t be, could it?
I slowly removed the rest of the cover only to find the headquarters!
We think the queen flew away. Either that or a small child has wings and
has been living in the hive ’cause that thing was huge...
Be sure to check your grill next spring!
see also
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