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Nanosecond Moments
Capturing the nanosecond (1 nanosecond = one billionth of a second)
or, as engineers call it: T-1






































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Bathing A Cat
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Eagle Catch (@ t-1)
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Joe in Mexico
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Taste of Olympic Success
Searching for two pots of gold
Double Rainbow		 Upset about slow newspaper delivery?
Sunday Paper
Hitler at Family Game Night
Nahtzee 		Little Johnny loved stare contests with the dog
I Can Still Kiss You 		Adding special ingredients to the menu
Church Dinner 		Doubles as a fishing boat with fins on the water
59 Chev Boat 		Carrier pigeons that were faster than speeding bullets
Urgent World War I Message
Costa Concordia ship disguise to enter Canadian waters
An Iceberg Floated Into Town 		The hazards of vertical electronic traffic lights
Walk Sign Timing 		It's all in the hands...
Family Hands 		Designer bed toppings for kids
Chocolate Bed 		Walking into a feeding frenzy in the house
Crocodile Floor
Looks like the neighborhood is safe
Texas 911 		Digital sign spells end of analog pedestrian
Walk Sign Ending 		91 year old grandpa mowing his ditch banks
Mower Handle Extender 		Taking a bite out of a scary trip to the Dentist
Dentist Waiting Room 		Nature complete with a clapper
Ice Bell
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