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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch. - Archie Bunker

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. - Phyllis Diller

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

I owned the world that hour as I rode over it. - Charles Lindbergh

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? - Robin Williams

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioacchino Rossini

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

May you be in Heaven a full half hour before the Devil knows you're dead. - Irish Toast

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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