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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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