![]() ![]() Lemon merinj pie - Archie Bunker Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying This poor pumpkin gave in to rot, and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop," Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell see also Food, Halloween & Thanksgiving Sections |
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