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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways. - Lalu P. Yadav

You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems. - Pope John Paul II


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19-Jul-2019