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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. - Leonard Nimoy

My mother always told me not to handle a buffalo by its tail, but always catch it by its horns. And I have used that lesson in everything in my life, including the Railways. - Lalu P. Yadav

You can win more friends with your ears than with your mouth. People who feel like they're being listened to feel accepted and appreciated. They feel like they're being taken seriously and what they say really matters. - Harvey Mackay


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13-Dec-2017