Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost God does not play dice with the universe.  Albert Einstein I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them.  Stephen Hawking I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Illusion & Lottery Sections 2 Pi Watch Dancing Mathematician Illusive Dice Math Clock Math in Africa Math Watch Pi Chart 
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