Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe God does not play dice with the universe.  Albert Einstein Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.  Wilson Mizner If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible.  Homer Simpson You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Illusion & Lottery Sections 2 Pi Watch Dancing Mathematician Illusive Dice Math Clock Math in Africa Math Watch Pi Chart 
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