Seeing Eye Cat

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Seeing Eye Cat

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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