Seeing Eye Cat

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Seeing Eye Cat

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Frank Colby

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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