Seeing Eye Cat

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Seeing Eye Cat

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Frank Colby

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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