Seeing Eye Cat

If only this was possible with humans...



Seeing Eye Cat

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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