Seeing Eye Cat

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Seeing Eye Cat

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Frank Colby

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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