Seeing Eye Cat

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Seeing Eye Cat

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

One's destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things. - Henry Miller

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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21-May-2018