Seeing Eye Cat

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Seeing Eye Cat

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan


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