![]() Now that’s cold! Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump see also Monkey, Stress & Weather Sections Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey Cold Outhouse Face Frost Hell Does Freeze Over! It’s So Cold That ... Olive Weather Forecast Texas Bakery Weather Temperature |
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