Blonde Mayday
Instructions for a blonde pilot

A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.

“Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!”

Ground control received her call for help and answers back, “Don’t worry, madam. We’ll talk you down, just do as I say. First I need you to give me your height and position.”

“I’m 5’2" and sitting in the right front seat.”

Ground control: “Repeat after me: Our Father... who art in Heaven...”


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24-Nov-2017