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Dog Birthday Party

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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26-Apr-2018