Shot my first turkey yesterday.
Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome.
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley
No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller
As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill
All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
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Happy Turkey Day
How To Cook A Turkey
Ode To A Turkey
Run, Turkey, Run!
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Too Much Turkey
Turkey Weather Forecast
’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
Better Than Concrete
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