Bacon Turkey

When turkey is hard to find

Turkey Dinner à la Redneck at Bubba’s place

Bacon Turkey

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

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