Bacon Turkey

When turkey is hard to find

Turkey Dinner à la Redneck at Bubba’s place



Bacon Turkey

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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15-Dec-2017