Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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23-Feb-2019