Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18


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19-Nov-2018