Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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17-Jul-2018