Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Hell is full of musical amateurs. - George Bernard Shaw

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Faith held solely is the beginning of action. - Unknown

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16


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21-Jan-2018