Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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20-Sep-2018