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Beware of what’s on the menu

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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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