SuperKid

Faster than a speeding protester

Flying through the air with the greatest of ease


Super Kid Flying Through The Air

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Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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