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Super Kid Flying Through The Air

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Children should be seen and not heard. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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22-Oct-2017