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Unemployment lines increase after U.S. Presidential Election



Unemployment lines increase after U.S. Presidential Election

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Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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