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Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word. - William Thackeray

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only. - James 1:22

An apology is the best way to have the last word. - Unknown

I will not down to posterity talking bad grammar. - Benjamin Disraeli

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

The educated Southerner has no use for an "R", except at the beginning of a word. - Mark Twain

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

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