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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word. - William Thackeray

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

An apology is the best way to have the last word. - Unknown

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know. - Andre Gide

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution. - Wernher von Braun

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

As we must account for every idle word, so we must for every idle silence. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft


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20-Nov-2017