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Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak



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