Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you’re guilty

Good thing that “Do Not Read“ is ABOVE the penalty of law



Do Not Read Under Penalty of Law road sign

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. - Mason Cooley

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself, but do not relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you. - Stewart E. White

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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