Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you’re guilty

Good thing that “Do Not Read“ is ABOVE the penalty of law



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Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare to attempt them, but they are difficult because we do not dare to say so. - Seneca

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin


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