Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you’re guilty

Good thing that “Do Not Read“ is ABOVE the penalty of law



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Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Do not employ handsome servants. - Chinese Proverb

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve. - David Sedaris

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal


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21-Jul-2018