Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you’re guilty

Good thing that “Do Not Read“ is ABOVE the penalty of law



Do Not Read Under Penalty of Law road sign

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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You live several lives while reading. - William Styron

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

I wanna read ya something right out of the allamac. - Archie Bunker

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

I do not ask for any crown but that which all may win; nor try to conquer any world except the one within. - Louisa May Alcott

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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23-Nov-2017