Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you’re guilty

Good thing that “Do Not Read“ is ABOVE the penalty of law



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Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Let blockheads read what blockheads wrote. - Warren Buffet

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare to attempt them, but they are difficult because we do not dare to say so. - Seneca

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin


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25-Sep-2017