Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you’re guilty

Good thing that “Do Not Read“ is ABOVE the penalty of law



Do Not Read Under Penalty of Law road sign

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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20-Jul-2017