Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you’re guilty

Good thing that “Do Not Read“ is ABOVE the penalty of law



Do Not Read Under Penalty of Law road sign

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Do not employ handsome servants. - Chinese Proverb

Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

What is reading, but silent conversation. - Walter Savage Landor

Do not let your fears choose your destiny. - Unknown

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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19-Feb-2018