Halloween Driver Costume

“Officer - is anyone driving that car?”



Halloween Driver Costume pulled over 45 times in one day

When you feel like every police officer is pulling you over

QuotaBills
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be an Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


see also   Car,  Clothing,  Halloween,  Illusion  &  Police  Sections

 

Very Hot Air Balloon

Yoga Stress Relief

New Stormtrooper

Arabic Sudoku Puzzles

Fly By Meal

Toucan Play That Game

Massage Therapist

Game Of Thrones (Pallet Edition)

Baby Papaya Crossing

Newfie's Favourite Cold-Beer Cooler

If You're Happy And You Know It

Camouflage Dalmation

Sleep-In Dad

Redneck Air Conditioning Controls

Visiting Team Bench

Spring Sock Clearance

Earth Day Memories

False Prophet

Iraqi Passport Photos

Daily Trivia
Submissions by Barry McCartneyFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

30-Apr-2017