Computer Programmers

How users see the programmers

How programmers see the users





When to ask the computer support help desk and what to expect

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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18-Jun-2018