Computer Programmers

How users see the programmers

How programmers see the users





When to ask the computer support help desk and what to expect

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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