Pumpkin Battle

The morning after Halloween for a pumpkin



Pumpkin Battle

Now’s a good time to get a cheap, used pumpkin

QuotaBills
So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

A bold onset is half the battle. - Giuseppe Garibaldi

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Even if you lose in battle, if you surpass what you've done before, you have bested yourself. - Pokemon

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


see also   Halloween  &  Stress  Sections

 

Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles

An Evening Prayer

Old Man Winter

F18 Mid-Air Collision

Rickshaw Workout

Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly

Restaurant Wait-er

Elphinstone Hike, Roberts Creek

Fishing Limit

Whose Problem

Redneck Firewall

Only In India

Triangle Lake Hike, Half Moon Bay

'Stay Out Of My Way' Bus

Chinese Sudoku Puzzles

Digging Up A Date

Soames Hill Park Hike, Gibsons

Line Driver

Canadian Polo

Little Drinking Problem
Submissions by Keith BlakeFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

23-Mar-2017