Texas Wheel Mags

You might want to Steer Clear of Alloy Wheels in Waco, Texas







Alloy Wheels (aka Mags) for car owners who want lighter, more visually appealing, rarer, and/or larger wheels on their cars

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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23-Mar-2019