Texas Wheel Mags

You might want to Steer Clear of Alloy Wheels in Waco, Texas







Alloy Wheels (aka Mags) for car owners who want lighter, more visually appealing, rarer, and/or larger wheels on their cars

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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