Texas Wine Glass

Wine-themed gift ideas for the discerning Texan shopper



Texas Wine Glass



Perfect gift for wine connoisseurs
San Antonio’s Steve McCarter prefers “Pinot More” at the local Bass Pro Shop

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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