Texas Wine Glass

Wine-themed gift ideas for the discerning Texan shopper



Texas Wine Glass



Perfect gift for wine connoisseurs
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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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18-Jan-2018