Texas Wine Glass

Wine-themed gift ideas for the discerning Texan shopper



Texas Wine Glass



Perfect gift for wine connoisseurs
San Antonio’s Steve McCarter prefers “Pinot More” at the local Bass Pro Shop

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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26-Jul-2017