Time Machine

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Time Machine

Predicting the future with today’s technology

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All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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21-Sep-2017