Time Machine

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Time Machine

Predicting the future with today’s technology

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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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17-Nov-2017