Time Machine

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Time Machine

Predicting the future with today’s technology

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The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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