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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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24-Nov-2017