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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Our costliest expenditure is time. - Theophrastus

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

You may ask me for anything you like except time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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Redneck Riding Lawnmower

Deaf Car

Aussie Salad

Jar of Birds

Chopper Bike

Japanese Sudoku Puzzles B

Redneck Piggy Bank

Dead Sea Sudoku

Smores Level Expert

Female Therapist

Lord Of The Fries

Bone Appetite

Australia is OK

Earthquake Ready Building

Alien Light Sighting

Cinder Block Repair

What's That?

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20-Sep-2017