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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Time hath often cured the wound which reason failed to heal. - Seneca

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

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