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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

I could either watch it happen, or make it happen. - Elon Musk

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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