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Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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19-Feb-2018