Bunny Cell Phone

Better than a warm and fuzzy ring tone



Bunny Cell Phone

Cellphones  for  Kids

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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19-Oct-2019