Cute Lion

Are you lion or telling the truth?



Cute Lion

QuotaBills
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

But Martha has a record of lying. - Donald Trump

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down. - Brian Weir

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium cute! - Unknown

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others. - Fyodor Mikhaylovich Dostoyevsky

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I'd be conceited if I said I could, but I'd be lying if I said I couldn't. - Rocky Marciano

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


Driftwood Lion
Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook
Lion On Stilts
Lion Tail Tale
Lion Tamer
Mexican Lion
Mozambique Lion Warning

 

Diet Water

Proof of Global Warming

Electricity Storage

Socket To Me

Snail Time

Segway Stroller

Wine Worms

Bear Surveillance

Move Over

Guard Roos

Rich Man's Hobby

Illusive Dice

Rainbow Eucalyptus Trees

Passing The Buck

CradleHood

Save Yourself

Days Of The Week Socks

Hairy Potter

Cholla Claws

Missed Shots
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

25-May-2018