Dogs On Dog Walking

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles