Duck Crossing

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Ducks crossing in a Europe pedestrian crossing

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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21-Feb-2018