Friendly Neigh-bours

Horsing around by making a scene of things



Friendly Horses

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


Frog To Horse Illusion
Get Off Your High Horse
Hiding Horse
Horse Follower
Horse Holiday
Horse Model
Iron Horse Carriage
Neigh Be Barn With It
One Horsepower Car
Quarter Horse or Quarterhorse?
Tonto’s Horse Coolant
World’s First Horse Power Vehicle

 

Good Driver

Steven Seagull

Moving Day in Texas

Foot Pool

First Snow Blower

Rebar Walker

Men In Kilts

Cheerful Trees

Redneck Air Bags

Elephant Instructions

Statue of Libertea

Selfie Shoes

Whale Skim

Home Depot Delivery

Sudoku Sampler C

Kangaroo On Ice

Dunking Straw

Abbey Road

Redneck's Open Range

I 'Saw' An Accident
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24-Feb-2018