No-iPhone Kids

Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

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Playing with friends without using hi-tech toys

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I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


Antique iPhones
Going Out With Friends in 2012
Hands Free Cell Phone
Historic Texting
iGifts
iPhone Charger
iPhone Dock
iPhone Evolution
iPhone Sushi
Telephone of Tomorrow
Telephone Technology History – Dig It!
Ukraine Skype
Umbrella Stand
Why iPad Won’t Replace a Newspaper
World’s First Wireless Communications System

 

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When The Chips Are Down

Lego Key and Charger Holder

Mice Home

Quad (Hyper) Sudoku

iPhone Sushi

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29-May-2017