Read The Fine Print

The first people not to read Apple’s terms and conditions



The first people to not read the apple terms and conditions

A sign guide to legal due diligence in a Church setting

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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Big Birthday Surprise

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Shark Week Theme Song

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SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised

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20-Jul-2017