Read The Fine Print

The first people not to read Apple’s terms and conditions



The first people to not read the apple terms and conditions

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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