Read The Fine Print

The first people not to read Apple’s terms and conditions



The first people to not read the apple terms and conditions

A sign guide to legal due diligence in a Church setting

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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21-Sep-2018