Read The Fine Print

The first people not to read Apple’s terms and conditions



The first people to not read the apple terms and conditions

A sign guide to legal due diligence in a Church setting

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr


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21-Sep-2017