Read The Fine Print

The first people not to read Apple’s terms and conditions



The first people to not read the apple terms and conditions

A sign guide to legal due diligence in a Church setting

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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22-Jun-2018