Read The Fine Print

The first people not to read Apple’s terms and conditions



The first people to not read the apple terms and conditions

A sign guide to legal due diligence in a Church setting

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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23-Nov-2017