Truck Stuck Wedding Cake

Bubba finds a way to make it on time to his own wedding



Truck Stuck Wedding Cake

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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23-Jul-2017