Truck Stuck Wedding Cake

Bubba finds a way to make it on time to his own wedding



Truck Stuck Wedding Cake

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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