Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration at a Seniors Home

Seniors  for  Halloween

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

My only career goal is to be an Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


Alien Halloween Costume
Costume Ride
Custom Halloween Costume
Dead Phone
Grandparent’s Halloween
Halloween Birth
Halloween Clouds
Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
Halloween Cyclist
Halloween Dog
Halloween House
Halloween Lamp
Halloween Special
Halloween Toilet
Halloween Transformers
Halloween Weatherman
Halloween Web
Headless Dogman
Here Comes Baby
Hobbit Halloween
Hobbit Love
How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Candy
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Dentures
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Skull
Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement
Redneck Halloween
Sick Pumpkin
Smiley Pumpkin
Tree Pumpkins
Trumpkins
VW Pumpkin
Which Witch
Witch Relatives
Worst Aid
Worst Cruise Ever
Worst Hunting Dog
Worst Job in the Army

 

Very Hot Air Balloon

Yoga Stress Relief

New Stormtrooper

Arabic Sudoku Puzzles

Fly By Meal

Toucan Play That Game

Massage Therapist

Game Of Thrones (Pallet Edition)

Baby Papaya Crossing

Newfie's Favourite Cold-Beer Cooler

If You're Happy And You Know It

Camouflage Dalmation

Sleep-In Dad

Redneck Air Conditioning Controls

Visiting Team Bench

Spring Sock Clearance

Earth Day Memories

False Prophet

Iraqi Passport Photos

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