![]() And you thought the Chinese language was difficult to understand... Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown see also Mechanical, Stress & Work Sections Beijing Redneck Bird on a Wire (past tense) Birds On A Wire Cable Routing in Beirut China Assignment Fast Food in Beijing Hairstyle Wiring High Wire Act Line Dancing - High Wire Version Live Wire Reporters New Events for Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics No Fee Chinese Detective Open Air Wiring Wireless Technology |
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