I Shoot People!

Winner of the “Politically Incorrect Photo Shoot” award



Wedding photographers shoot people

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

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I buy when other people are selling. - J Paul Getty

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

Nothing is good for everyone, but only relatively to some people. - André Gide

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Rejoice that I have lived to see this day, when the colored people have equal privileges with the most favored. - Thomas Garrett

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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17-Aug-2018