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People who boast about their IQ are losers. - Stephen Hawking

People only lie because they are afraid of the truth. - Madison Reil

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. - Bob Merrill

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. - Groucho Marx

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. - George Carlin

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything. - Zig Ziglar

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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