I Shoot People!

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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

People don't want to be managed. They want to be led. - Unknown

I used to be a People Person but people ruined that for me. - Unknown

Sarcasm - because beating the crap out of people is illegal. - Unknown

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. - Bob Merrill

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going. - Earl Nightingale

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. - George Carlin

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Unknown

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself. - Garth Brooks

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Some people might say, "Who would want to be 90?" And I say, "Anyone who is 89." - Phyllis Diller

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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