I Shoot People!

Winner of the “Politically Incorrect Photo Shoot” award



Wedding photographers shoot people

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

The only thing some people do is get older. - Edgar Watson Howe

I feel a lot of people listen to what I have to say. - Donald Trump

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

The only people who never fail are those who never try. - Ilka Chase

If you want to get people listening, get them laughing. - Johnny Carson

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. - Benjamin Disraeli

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything. - Zig Ziglar

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We'll spend it alone together; we won't have people around. That's the best. I feel really comfortable in a bathrobe. - Donald Trump

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein


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22-Oct-2018