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Wedding photographers shoot people

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

You must look into people as well as at them. - Lord Chesterfield

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

I used to be a People Person but people ruined that for me. - Unknown

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

Surround yourself only with people who are going to take you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Wicked people are always surprised to find ability in those that are good. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up. - Beverly Sills

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter


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19-Sep-2017