I Shoot People!

Winner of the “Politically Incorrect Photo Shoot” award

Wedding photographers shoot people

Wedding photographer with a loaded message

People will exceed targets they set themselves. - Gordon Dryden

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve. - Joseph Joubert

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

People only ask if you are enjoying yourself when you aren't. - Edith Nesbit

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Unknown

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people. - Leo Rosten

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people. - Carl Jung

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Few people at the beginning of the nineteenth century needed an adman to tell them what they wanted. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

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