Lodge Welcome

New Brunswick’s latest lodge even welcomes politicians



New Brunswick Lodge Welcome

Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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Canadian Tough
Count The Eyes
Doctor’s Hunting Skills
Fish Farm
Golf Gimme
Hunting Friends
Hunting Partners
I Found A Bear Cub!
Salmon Fight
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3D Latte Art

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Warmest Wishes for a Perfect Sunday

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19-Feb-2018