Lodge Welcome

New Brunswick’s latest lodge even welcomes politicians



New Brunswick Lodge Welcome

Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. - Charles H Grosvenor

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

The liar's punishment is not that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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Bear Print
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Canadian Tough
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Fish Farm
Golf Gimme
Hunting Friends
Hunting Partners
I Found A Bear Cub!
Salmon Fight
Tree Stand

 

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20-Sep-2017