Lodge Welcome

New Brunswick’s latest lodge even welcomes politicians



New Brunswick Lodge Welcome

Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Unwelcome guests are often most welcome when they are gone. - Unknown

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


see also   Government,  Hunting  &  Sign  Sections
Bear Pinata
Bear Praise
Bear Print
Bear Protection
Canadian Food Chain
Canadian Tough
Count The Eyes
Doctor’s Hunting Skills
Fish Farm
Golf Gimme
Hunting Friends
Hunting Partners
I Found A Bear Cub!
Salmon Fight
Tree Stand

 

Saskatchewan Grey Cup

Redneck Trailer Hitch

GoogOwl

Famous Aussie Burger

Samurai Sudoku Puzzles B

Doormat Spy

Fishing Addiction

ManHole

End Of World Car Sale

Kitchen Thing

Life Is Beautiful

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Crap Sale

Prairie Giraffe

Running Track

Move Over Car

Bacon Pancakes

King Kong vs Godzilla

Juicy Bacon

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21-Nov-2017