Lodge Welcome

New Brunswick’s latest lodge even welcomes politicians



New Brunswick Lodge Welcome

Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. - Charles H Grosvenor

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Unwelcome guests are often most welcome when they are gone. - Unknown

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The liar's punishment is not that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


see also   Government,  Hunting  &  Sign  Sections
Bear Pinata
Bear Praise
Bear Print
Bear Protection
Canadian Food Chain
Canadian Tough
Count The Eyes
Doctor’s Hunting Skills
Fish Farm
Golf Gimme
Hunting Friends
Hunting Partners
I Found A Bear Cub!
Salmon Fight
Tree Stand

 

Vacuum Cleaning Skills

Stay Off The Grass

Best Tea Cup

An Evening Prayer

Stealing A Bass

Beware Of Sign

Two Meals In One

Moses Tea

Daily Inspiration

Ford Door Lock

Found The Jackpot

2fer Sudoku Puzzles C

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Bear's Submarine Patrol

Cat Got Your Tail?

Slingshot Shoes

Redneck Seafood Dinner

Emergency Bridge Repair Team

Balanced Meal

Canadian Car Crash
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22-Apr-2018