Military Watch Tower

Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next





Tree stands of yesteryear

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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. - Eric Hoffer

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


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18-Jun-2018