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Soldiers drew straws to see who got to climb the tower next

Tree stands of yesteryear

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. - Eric Hoffer

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

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