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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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24-Apr-2018