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There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber


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