SkeleBike

Taking the skeleton out of the closet



SkeleBike Skeleton Bicycle

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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24-Feb-2018