Soft Drink State

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Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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19-Oct-2019