Standing Guard

Unfortunately Boris was assigned to night watch that evening



Skeleton Horseman riding on Skeleton Horse

Post-Halloween watch at the graveyard

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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey


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