Wine Advent Calendar

Christmas preparation for wine connoisseurs



Wine Advent Calendar

Oenophiles (also known as wine aficionados or connoisseurs) are people
who appreciate or collect wine, particularly grape wines from
specific regions, varietal types, or methods of manufacture.

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

No date on the calendar is as important as tomorrow. - Roy W Howard

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of. - Charles Richards

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant. - Washington Irving

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola

The new calendar was only one of countless utopian measures the ruling Jacobins initiated in 1793–94, but it is notable because, apparently, not a single person had to be murdered to carry it out. - Tom Reiss


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19-Jan-2018