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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


see also   Alligator & Crocodile  Section
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Croc Lunge
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