Nail Polish for Dogs

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman