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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz